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jenny/jenn. 23. i live in germany (cologne). forever alone.
if you want me to tag anything please just tell me and i'll do it :)


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nearlyvintage:

Dark Angel




tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal



unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.




ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 








nankurunaisaa:

hervacationh0me:

Me.

fr tho



monochromaticblack:

I have so much respect for people who have the maturity and humility to admit that they were wrong about something. they’re a rarity. and that’s a shame cause admission to error is essential to growth




owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god





volanus:

Me and squad on the hunt for dick



mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal






Anonymous Asked:
I believe masturbating cures all. Tired? Masturbate. Stressed out? Masturbate. Bored? Masturbate. Hungry? Masturbate. House being robbed? Masturbate. Zombie Apocalypse? Masturbate. Godzilla Attack? Masturbate.

My answer:


veganlexi:

kat-whiskers-phan:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

omg




bubblexscum:

Actually crying.




baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible



lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am