you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
I have so much respect for people who have the maturity and humility to admit that they were wrong about something. they’re a rarity. and that’s a shame cause admission to error is essential to growth
me: *drinks water* health god
Me and squad on the hunt for dick
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
I believe masturbating cures all. Tired? Masturbate. Stressed out? Masturbate. Bored? Masturbate. Hungry? Masturbate. House being robbed? Masturbate. Zombie Apocalypse? Masturbate. Godzilla Attack? Masturbate.
SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE
I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
men are fucking incredible
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am